Sometimes it helps to get someone else’s opinion when it comes to matters of the heart. So why not ask the dating experts – or even the teachers of Southwest about dating advice and their memorable dating experiences.
Dating Tip #1. Dad has all the power
History teacher Richard Troxel had important advice to give the teenage girls of Southwest.
“All girls should allow their fathers to pick who they date and marry,” Troxel said. “And if he sags his pants, he obviously has commitment issues.”
Troxel really enjoys to interrogate his daughter’s suitors with one powerful question, “Have you ever seen a gun this big before?”
Dating Tip #2. Be a gentlemen
Industrial technology teacher Cody Parks had some classy dating advice for the gentlemen of Southwest. Boys, you can definitely learn a thing or two from this teacher.
“Open all doors for her and allow her to walk in first; it’s good manners,” Parks said. “And never kiss her on the first date. If you have to ask why, then you will never understand.”
So guys, if you ever have any questions about how to impress a girl, Parks is the man to ask.
Dating Tip #3. No excuses
English teacher Tyson Ostroski shared one of his best dating stories to help the boys out.
“My college buddies and I lived in a really rundown house where we only paid to keep the lights on. One night as I was leaving to pick up my date, I started walking down our sketchy staircase and fell straight through them! The house was so old that the stairs just sort of crumbled. Long story short, I ended up at the hospital rather than picking up my date and never saw the girl again.”
Ostroski had relationship advice to share to the guys that seemed to moralize the story a little better.
“Girls don’t like it when you fail to show up, regardless of the excuse,” Ostroski said.
Well there you have it. The male teachers of Southwest seem to know what they’re talking about. So the next time you are on a date and want to wow that lovely girl, ask yourself, “What would my teacher do?” If you are as sweet as all the guys at Southwest seem to be, you should have no problem with that special girl.
